Monday, February 6, 2012

Sandwich Triad

The Annals of Lunch

Sandwich. The word alone inspires salivation. Indeed, the incredible potential for deliciousness is surpassed only by the immense variety of style and form in the world of this lunchtime staple. Recently I found myself falling it into a rut sandwich-wise. It was a tasty rut, to be sure, but a rut nonetheless. It was time to branch out. I picked three of my most successful experiments to publish in this post. Hopefully this will inspire you to break out of your own sandwich habits. However, seeing as no one actually reads this blog, I'll probably only end up inspiring myself at some point in the future. That sounds dirty...


Open Face Italian Turkey


Whenever I'm trying to decide what to cook the first type of food that comes to mind is always Italian food. Maybe it's because that's all I ate growing up, I don't know - I'm not a psychologist. Whatever the reason I always find myself thinking 'why would I cook any other kind of food?' The influence of this thinking is pretty obvious here, and you'll find it in all three sandwiches (and really, damn near everything else I cook).
  • 2 (vertical) slices of fresh ciabatta* about a half inch thick each.
  • 2 medium thin slices of provolone cheese
  • a little under a quarter pound of tacchino arrosto (roast turkey), I like mine affumicato con miele (honey smoked)
  • 4-5 thin tomato slices, slightly mangled
  • 1 tsp good extra virgin olive oil
  • A pinch shredded Parmigiano-Reggiano
  • A pinch of dried basil
  • Fresh black pepper to taste
The goal with this sandwich is to create a slightly crunchy bottom to the bread on one side, and slightly browned cheese on the top. This must be done in two steps because, at least in my toaster, you can't get the cheese to start bubbling without completely blackening your bread. Alright, let's make this sandwich:

Layer the turkey on the bread. Don't be tempted into piling the meat too high. Normally, I'm all about more meat, but when this kind of cold-cut turkey heats up it tends to get really salty, so unless you want to chase this sandwich with a half-gallon of water, use moderation. Roll it up, tear it, crumple it, whatever makes it fit onto the bread. You want to minimize overhang, because any turkey that's not shielded by bread or cheese will burn and harden, and you'll have to trim it off. Not ideal. Next layer on your cheese, trying to cover all the turkey. Toast (in a toaster oven... do not try to jam this in a vertical toaster. please.) on the "medium" setting.

While that's toasting, you can prep your tomatoes. Cut them thin, about an eighth of an inch, then mangle them a bit so that they're more lines than circles, and drape them over the top of the sandwiches, when they're done toasting. Sprinkle some Parmigiano-Reggiano over the tomatoes, and crack some black pepper on top of that. Place the sandwiches on the toaster-oven's tray, and throw it on top-brown. When they come out, drizzle some olive oil on top.

Eat.



*I always have this stuff on hand. I keep it "fresh" by cutting loaves into quarters the day I buy it, then wrapping the hell out of it and throwing it in the freezer. That way I can just bust out a chunk at a time. I usually use some of it for lunch, and have what's left with dinner. Simple.


Man-ini. You're Welcome.



The first half of this sandwich didn't survive long enough to be photographed. This is evidence of two features of this sandwich: first it's irresistible savory tastiness, second the relatively large amount of time it takes to make.
  • 5-6 inch long hunk of ciabatta (preparation explained below)
  • 1/2 cup bacon, chopped into small chunks
  • Enough asiago cheese (sliced thin) to cover the bread in a single layer
  • Enough white cheddar (sharp, sliced thin) to cover the bread in 3 layers
  • 5-6 oven-roasted tomato slices
  • A pinch of thinly sliced red onion
  • 1 drizzle extra virgin olive oil
  • 1-2 tsp of chopped Italian parsley
Bread Prep
So I read about this sandwich technique in Simple Italian Sandwiches, the 'Ino (a sandwich shop in NY) cookbook, and I found it confusing as hell the way they described it. The idea is that since ciabatta is fairly thin, it makes a heartier sandwich if you cut it "horizontally" or equatorially. Basically if you've got your bread sitting flat on your countertop, you want the plane of your cut to be parallel to your table. HOWEVER, before you make this cut, you're gonna want to trim your bread some. Shave off the domed top part of the hunk of bread, so that you're left with about a 1 inch thick piece of bread to work with. Cut that bread in half in the aforementioned way and you're left with two 1/2 inch slices. One with just crust around the edges, and one with crust all over the bottom.

Innards Prep
The "oven roasted tomato" idea is from that same Sandwiches cookbook. They recommend roasting the tomato slices in a single layer at around 350 for a half hour, or something like that. I didn't feel like waiting, so I arranged my tomato slices in a single layer on my toaster-oven tray and turned it on broil. Once I got those going, I started the bacon in a cold pan (the way it's supposed to be). Watch both of these, you want the bacon crispy, not burnt, and the tomatoes tender, not shriveled.

Sandwich
Layer your asiago cheese on one side of the bread, and your cheddar on the other. Throw down your bacon bits on the asiago side, followed by the tomatoes, onions, olive oil, and parsley. Put the two sides together and throw it on your pre-heated panini press (you do have a panini press, don't you?).

If you don't happen to have a professional panini press, a George Foreman type electric grill will do the job, you'll just need to put a cookbook or something heavy (and heat resistant) on top of it, otherwise the sandwich won't flatten properly. If you don't have a foreman, a grill pan and a brick will also work, but you'll have to flip your sandwich half way through to cook it evenly.

Toast in your press until the sandwich is golden brown and cheese is bubbling out of the sides. Cut in half, and eat. Serve it with chips, or don't serve it at all.


The Number Two-Point-Five



This sandwich is an hommage to my favorite deli sandwich ever: the Gourmet Heaven #2, without honey mustard. Turkey, brie, and green apples on a footlong grinder roll. I must have gotten that sandwich 3 or 4 times a week in college. I've modified the form and replaced the brie with Fromager d'Affinois, its slightly funkier cousin, but the soul of the #2 lives on.
  • 2 thin (3/8") slices of ciabatta
  • ~1/4 lb turkey, sliced thin
  • 5-6 long slices of Affinois cheese
  • 4-5 thin apple slices (something green)
Place the bread on a panini press or substitute (see above) and grill until lightly toasted, and cover each with 2 layers of turkey, 1 layer of Affinois, and one layer of apple slices (they fit better if you cut them in half). 


Monday, December 5, 2011

Yamolumpia (aka Lumpimoto)

Beast from the weast DJ Pandabomb serves up some lumpia



I was kicking it with my man DJ Pandabomb today and we were trying to decide what to make for dinner. We had lumpia wraps, some beef, potatoes, and onions. Pandabomb decided that the only viable course of action was to make a kind of Asian corn beef hash and roll it up into a generous pile of yamolumpia.



Here's what you need to make it happen:

DJ Pandabomb's Yamolumpia
About 20 min prep, 10 min cooking. Makes ~10 lumpia

--Lumpia--
1 lb beef chopped - should be thin-sliced medallions of sirloin (i.e. beef for bulgogi)
1/2 lb small potatoes
1/2 medium onion
2-3 green onions
1 qt + 3 tbsp vegetable or canola oil.
10-12 lumpia wraps

--Sauce--
1/4 cup white vinegar
2 cloves fresh garlic, crushed/pressed and chunked.

Filling
First, wash and boil potatoes for about 5 minutes. Strain and cut potatoes into small chunks. Chop onions and mix with chopped potatoes. Heat about 3 tbsp oil over medium high heat in a skillet or frying pan. Cook beef until it's about half cooked (half red, half gray/brown), then add potato/onion mix. Cook until beef is almost cooked enough and/or onions become translucent. Remove filling from heat to a bowl.

Lumpia
Separate off a lumpia wrap (if it's too dry to work with you can make it more pliable by selectively wetting it with a drip-dry paper towel) and lay it in front of you. Spoon a little less than a 1/4 cup of filling mix onto the wrap near one end, and roll up the lumpia as shown in the diagram below:
Simple
With your lumpia wrapped, stacked, and looking like the tasty specimens in the first picture, it's time to get cooking. Heat a quart or so of oil in a deep pan to about 325-350°F. The amount of oil will vary with the size of your pan, so adjust as needed. 

DJ Pandabomb using the antimatter plasma stove

Basically you want an inch or two of oil depth, and you want to make sure the pan is less than half full. However much oil it takes to hit that sweet spot, use that. Fry lumpia until golden brown and lay them down on a paper towel to soak up the extra oil.


Sauce
The sauce for these lumpia is unbelievably easy to make, but do not underestimate its importance. A dunk in this tangy condiment is all you need to take these lumpia to the next level. Are you ready for the instructions? Alright here they are: combine vinegar and crushed garlic in a bowl. Serve.



Mmmm... crispy.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Thanksgiving Pornography

Pre-Thanksgiving Edition


For those of you expecting to see a bunch of pilgrims getting weird, I sincerely apologize. Instead you will find a series of photos I wanted to revisit just to put some of that unrivaled Thanksgiving fare in the back of my mind before I have to actually start thinking about this year's menu. We'll start with pie...



Pumpkin pie - classic

Turkey stuffed with apples, and smothered in sage-pancetta butter

Roasted red potatoes with rosemary

The Spread

The Plate

The Day After


Aaaaand now I'm hungry. Works every time.

I'm Still Cooking

You just haven't heard about it.

Blackberry Pie - recipe here.


...bitches*.




*Yes, that ruler in the background was used to ensure my pastry strips for the top crust were all about the same size. This was only my second lattice top crust ever. Give me some slack.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

November is Coming

Fall is the best season. Easily.

There's amazing scenery. There's Halloween. There's a holiday where the only thing you're expected to do is eat until you fall asleep and watch football when you wake up.

That's right motherfuckers, I have a confession to make: I love Thanksgiving. I know it's not politically correct to like Thanksgiving. We were not very nice to native Americans and it's kind of a dick move to have a holiday where we pretend they're our friends. But honestly, every holiday is offensive. Jews hate Christmas because it forced them to pretend Hanukah is actually an important holiday, Middle Eastern restaurants hate Ramadan for obvious economic reasons, and think about how the KKK must feel about Martin Luther King Day.

All racism aside, Thanksgiving is a time to bust a culinary move. 90% of the affair is set up to show all your friends and relatives how much better you are at cooking than they are. The meal comprises so many components that it can be difficult to keep track of them all; people tend to lose sight of the fact that the TURKEY is the main event. If your turkey sucks, your dinner sucks. Sorry, I don't care how good your stuffing is.

How does one make a killer turkey? This is possibly the longest standing debate in Thanksgiving culinary history. It seems like every year there's something trendy and "new" that all the cool, food-enlightened home cooks are doing. Brining comes to mind. I feel that it's my responsibility as a food blogger, amateur food scientist, and Thanksgiving enthusiast to put forward, once and for all, the Best Way to Cook a Goddamn Turkey.

Post coming some time in the next 50 years.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Like I need an excuse...

More of me not writing for this blog

As if I should even be making excuses for this anymore, I probably won't be writing much for the next few months. I'm heading down to South Africa for the world cup (that's right, bitches) so I will be very, VERY far from my kitchen and all the good, edible things it contains.

So yeah, sorry about that. Maybe I'll make it up to you all when I get back. Probably not.

Well, have fun doing whatever the fuck you're doing this Summer, and if your Summer sucks, just think about how awesome mine is!

Until I blog again,

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Yeah so that didn't happen...

Stealing from other food blogs

I said I would finish the breakfast pie recipe. I did not. Maybe that will happen some time around Thanksgiving. Maybe it won't. What I will offer, however, just in time for the best part of college tailgate season: Guinness Cupcakes.

Fucking right.

Cake

  • 1 cup Guinness
  • 1 stick, plus 1 tb, unsalted butter
  • 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa
  • 2 cups dark brown sugar
  • 3/4 cup sour cream
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tb vanilla extract
  • 2 cups flour
  • 2 1/2 tsp baking soda

Glaze*

  • 8 oz cream cheese
  • 1 1/4 cups confectioners’ sugar
  • 1/3 cup milk

Preheat oven to 350; butter a muffin tin.

Combine the Guinness and the butter, chopped into 1-inch chunks, in a large sauce pan, and heat to melt the butter. Remove from heat, and whisk in the cocoa and sugar. In a bowl, whisk the sour cream with the eggs and vanilla, then add to the beer mixture. Sift together the flour and baking soda, and fold into the batter. Pour into muffin molds and bake for 25 minutes, or until inserted cake tester comes out clean. Let stand 10 minutes, remove from muffin tin, and cool completely on a rack.

Using a mixer, whip cream cheese until smooth, sift in sugar, and beat. Add milk, and beat until smooth. Spread glaze over cooled cupcakes.

*To create a thinner glaze, use a tablespoon or two more milk; for a topping more akin to icing, use less milk, and perhaps more sugar. In either case, add a little sugar or milk at a time, mix, and check for desired consistency.

The above recipe copied verbatim (i.e. ctrl-c, ctrl-v) from Big City Little Kitchen. I had nothing (NOTHING) to do with the creation of this recipe, I simply stand in awe of it's greatness.